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Someone came by with a Jack Russell terrier puppy at lunch today and...well, it was kinda cute. What is wrong with me? I can't deal with a dog. No, no, no. Maybe I have meningitis or lead poisoning or something. God forbid I should end up like Alex, posting pictures of my stupid pet hanging out in shoes buckets and crap. I should just go ahead and turn in my man club membership card now for even thinking of it.

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2wanda
Nov. 16th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
If you can't deal with a dog, please-oh-please do not get a Jack Russel Terrier! Ask my next-door neighbors. Jesus Christ, they made a mistake getting that dog. And the sad thing is, it's actually mellow for a JRT. I'd take that dog any day, but my neighbor complains all the time about how she can't handle him. She called me over one day to get the dog out from under the deck, because he'd gone under there to chase a cat, had the poor thing cornered under there, and he wasn't coming to her when she screamed and screamed at him. I said, "Do you have a hose that will reach around that deck?" She did, and I flushed him out of there for her.

And she tells me, "I didn't want to get a big dog, because they are so hard to handle, so we got Poco instead." Haha! The joke is on her!
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)
No, I'm not getting a dog, don't worry. I just thought it was a cute pup. I'm too selfish to take care of anything but myself.
psycat90
Nov. 16th, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
Look, I like dogs too, but NO.

Jack Russells are evil dogs. Hyper, crazy, evil dogs.

Plus, do you really want to be walking around carrying bags of SHIT.

No. No you don't.
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 09:59 pm (UTC)
Yeah but then we could put them on people's doorsteps and lights them on fires!
rue_deday
Nov. 17th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC)
Hey! Jacks ain't evil! And it's "game", not "hyper".

"Crazy" I'll grant you.


Mostly, the smaller dogs are horrible, not because they inherently are, but because their owners don't know what they are doing. Much like children.
xviragox
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:12 pm (UTC)
Ha. Mark (Mr. I-want-a-presa-canario) fell in love with our photographer's yorkie and I mentally cackled with glee.
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:17 pm (UTC)
Oh man, say it ain't so! Did it have a pink ribbon in its hair? lol
xviragox
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
Haha, no, but its name was 'Tuffi.'
psycat90
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:20 pm (UTC)
Wait. You have a man club membership card?

Well, no wonder I can't find mine!
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:24 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it fell out of your pocket as you were toting your empty gin bottles to the trash after dark so the neighbors wouldn't see you.
troymccluresf
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:43 pm (UTC)
LOOKIDA PUPPY!
Rocket Dog Rescue Big Blast
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
Re: LOOKIDA PUPPY!
Eeewwww gross, look at all that HAIR!
pricciar
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:51 pm (UTC)
Re: LOOKIDA PUPPY!
How's this?



pat
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Re: LOOKIDA PUPPY!
HOT!
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jamespolk
Nov. 16th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
FINE!
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2007 11:40 pm (UTC)
lol
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