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Ok, so I played some WoW and read the few posts made on LJ and now I have NOTHING to do! What are you guys doing? I'm bored! I guess I could go to the bar, but it's kinda early. In better news, I'm having some wine. Ferrari Carano "Siena". It's really good. I got a case of it when I went to the winery. Try it if you like supertuscan blends! This one is their '05. Yumm! I decanted a bottle of my kit zinfandel from last year. It's pretty stinky right out of the bottle but Shan says it's pretty good with just a little stank at the end of the nose, so it's definitely drinkable, you just need to aerate it a lot before drinking(Oh man, I just had some, it's still skunky!). I wonder if some time in the bottle will break down those stinky esthers at all. Shan thinks it may be a little brett. Oh well, at least I know those bottles are good for quaffing wine, if nothing else.

Oh yeah, I haven't persued the Craigslist personals yet. Wheee!
edit:
Ah, this one is good:
"Hi Sexy, Board? Click here.

Hi, I'm looking to meet the one I love. But until then I want to meet new friends, My hobbies include music, riding dirtbikes and drinking milk, It doesn't matter if you like the same because thats why meeting new people is fun!

lol, yeah, I'm hella BOARD and I love drinking milk too! Is "drinking milk a euphemism? Why don't we say "an euphemism"? At least his picture is cool:



Next: "i have no lady in my life right now because of my pet peeves, I am a frugivore meaning i eat mostly fruit-no cooked food-and i just dont feel right when a lover is just way too opposite of my values..."

A frugivore?! He also said he doesn't like people who chew gum. WTF?


Next: "hot anon hole 4 fucking"
Umm, never mind.

Next: The rest of these M4M ads are all just pictures of cocks, and I'm not talking about chickens. At least the guys are honest[but only to other guys] about just wanting to bone.

Next: Ok, I can barley read the W4M ads because they're all, like, "I'm looking for Mr Right, True Love, My Soul Mate, etc.. LOL this is Craigslist, bitches! Just look to hang out before you start searching for the man that lights your inner fire. Especially since that man will probably be the best friend of the guy you meet on CL.

Next: Wooooo! Finally a great post in the W4W section - "This may be a stupid question, but how does somebody suck off a dildo? How do you know when you're done?" lulz-o-rama!

Next: More lulz from W4W - "Here's my picture, pls send urs back"

LOL, does she have leprosy or something or is she just REALLY bad at photography?

Next: OMG why didn't anyone tell me to read the "rants"!? These are all great!

LOL

Comments

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zette
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:26 am (UTC)
I'm not doing squat. I have a mild case of Ebola or something, so I'm just chilling out and trying to stay awake until 11 or so, then I'm hitting the hay.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
Why are you trying to stay awake? Is that when Allan gets home?
zette
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
Yes. I don't think I'll make it, though. And I napped!!
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
Just smoke some crack, that's what I do.
zette
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:37 am (UTC)
Mmmmmmmmmmmm
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
I'm just here to help. Like Jesus. Hmm, I just had a great idea to make my evening more fun.
welfy
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:31 am (UTC)
Drinking milk? What the...?

A couple co-workers came over with some beer, and after they left I decided to lay on the couch like I'm dead. I think I'm going to go to bed early tonight and just wake up at a good time tomorrow. (Yeah right)
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Yeah, I like pretending like I'm dead too. It's actually how I spend most of my free time.
welfy
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Someone has an icon that says "Livejournal: The REAL reason why your house is a fucking disaster." It's SO true! I'm dead tired from work and then I come home and just collapse. I got invited to two different places tonight and I stayed home instead. LJ is nice and just THERE. If it wasn't LJ I'd probably be staring off into space or watching youtube videos.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC)
Yeah I agree. You could say the same for lots of internet addictions: SDMB, IRC, MMOs, etc...
stormodacentury
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
I'm waiting for bread to finish baking.



Then I'm going to bed.






I know, I'm a little overstimulated.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
Jesus christ you people are boring as fuck! Every person so far has said they're waiting to go to bed! It's early!(where I am at least) on a FRIDAY! Fridays are for partying, people!
stormodacentury
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
To be fair, though, it's 10:30 here (which is, admittedly, 3 1/2 hours before the bars close). And I've been up since 4:00 this morning.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:37 am (UTC)
10:30 is going out time here!
stormodacentury
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Yeah, it would be here, too, if I was feeling more conscious.
welfy
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
Well, to be fair, I DID go to an Electric Six concert last weekend, an hour and a half away. I was out until like 3:00AM and was dance-humping with some random guy who kept telling me how hot I was. And, and, I drank! And got free cigarettes!. So THERE! This is just my, um, off-day. :^p

democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
You know what, that's respectable. Everyone deserves a day off after some serious dance-humping. That's why Jesus created the sabbath.
welfy
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
Maybe you need to make a bread cam!

http://wquinn.tripod.com/breadcam001.htm
stormodacentury
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
It'd be busy - I'm finishing this loaf, then setting up another one to bake on a timer overnight, and then one more in the morning (this is for a pot-luck tomorrow night).
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
OMG, that looks so fun. It probably updates every three days. :P
withbutterflies
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
I am halfway to drunk already, and I'm thinking I'm soon going to be firing up the happy smoke.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:49 am (UTC)
You know what? I figured out that was the only answer and it worked! Deebo says: FUCK YOU NANCY REAGAN!
withbutterflies
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:01 am (UTC)
Amen, mah brotha
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
Re: Amen, mah brotha
lol, u no how to post pictures on the internet!
withbutterflies
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:07 am (UTC)
I hate you so much
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:08 am (UTC)
Re: I hate you so much
THAT FUCKIN' RULES!
delphica
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
I'm sitting around waiting for James to get home from work, and doing geek stuff like messing around with different ways to sort my database of books. I am debating whether or not to make a rum and coke.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
I think you should. Make a rum and coke I mean. And get on AIM.
delphica
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC)
I don't even know if I still have AIM on this computer. But I will make a rum and coke.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
Well I think I know a guy in New York that can come over and install and configure it. It's really hard. You have to be able to program in machine language basically.
delphica
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
Ha, shut up. I also don't know if I have an AIM account, and if so, what my user name is.
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
It's the same one that's in your profile you....aagghhh!
delphica
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:21 am (UTC)
I JUST FIGURED THAT OUT. IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M RETARDED.

Actually, I was pretty impressed I had put it in my profile in the first place.
psycat90
Dec. 15th, 2007 04:57 am (UTC)
How could you have missed rants? They are awesome!
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 05:28 am (UTC)
You're right!
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democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 05:51 am (UTC)
Yeah, they remind me of Liam!
zyzzyva23
Dec. 15th, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
Fuck you! The closest to "raw" I get is peanut butter crackers.

Me, I just got back from City Beer, where I had way too much the perfect amount of fine Belgian Xmas beer, along with a nice big bottle in the fridge.

Santarchy's tomorrow. Come on by!
democritus
Dec. 15th, 2007 06:28 am (UTC)
God dammit, I got their email! I wanted to go!
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psycat90
Dec. 15th, 2007 07:53 am (UTC)
I can barley read the W4M ads because they're all, like, "I'm looking for Mr Right, True Love, My Soul Mate, etc.. LOL this is Craigslist, bitches!

Oh my god, you can barely read the W4M because of that??

The M4W is FULL of that faggy shit. Creepy.
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