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Holy Crapola!

Wow, I just took the hugest crap! That thing must have been at least the size of my two fists put together. Now I know what it's like to give birth. I actually felt dizzy when I stood up, as if the colossal effort my body had made just to bear the thing had taken it's toll on me. The great part about it was that it was so solid, even on the first wipe, there was no residue. Man, I tell ya, there's nothing like a good shit! I'm glad I didn't have to have an episiotomy...

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psyche0
Dec. 1st, 2000 05:06 pm (UTC)
First you complain about your smelly patients, then you describe, in detail, the quality of your bowel movements. If we wanted to here about that kind of stuff, we would pay more attention to your SDMB postings :)

Seriously, welcome to Live Journal.

Psyche0 (aka Shadowfox)
democritus
Dec. 1st, 2000 05:31 pm (UTC)
You mean, you don't like hearing about my bowel movements?

heheh
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