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Forwarded E-Mail Joke



> The Husband Store
>
>
> A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where
> a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance is a description of how the store operates:
>
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
> value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
> The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
> choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
> except to exit the building!
>
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
> first floor the sign on the door reads:
>
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
>
> She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
> reads:
>
> Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
> 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
> So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These
> men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
>
> 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
> Looking and Help With Housework.
>
>
> 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>
> Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,
> Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
>
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where
> the sign reads:
>
>
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
> men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>
>
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
> store just across the street.
>
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
>
>
> The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
>
>
> The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.


Also, Ravers lose sight at laser show, LOL! I love Reuters Oddly Enough.

Comments

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edwardina
Jul. 14th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
Easy to please?
I was read to buy on floor 3. If I had made it as far as floor 4, I would have bought INSTANTLY and run out of the store cackling in delight.
ange420
Jul. 14th, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
LOL @ the ravers. Fucking losers.
tpbrcombo
Jul. 14th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
THE GOGGLES

THEY DO NOTHING
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