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When I was six or seven I had to take a crap really bad but I didn't feel like going inside so I dropped one between the fence and the iceplant in the back yard.

Also around that time I found a can of black spray paint and tried to write "fuck" on the inside of this old footlocker in the garage, but it turned out to look like "fuy". You should have heard the elaborate explanation I told my mom of why I wanted to write "fuy"...

One time when I was camping with the kids I told them that if they ate bubbles (the soap bubbles you blow with wands) that they'd be able to see in the dark that night.

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delphica
Nov. 11th, 2008 06:50 pm (UTC)
WHAT is an iceplant? Is it a plant? What's going on here?
democritus
Nov. 11th, 2008 06:58 pm (UTC)
It's kind of like a succulent weed that is used a lot to stop soil erosion in sandy soils. It seemed to be used a lot in Southern California tract home landscaping. We had a big hill in our back yard when I was a kid that was completely covered in it.

delphica
Nov. 11th, 2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
Wow, those are freaky, and I've never seen them before in my life. It's amazing how we live in the future now, but plants just keep on growing where they want to.
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