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This morning I woke up and got in the shower. I noticed my hands were blue-tinged and I was like, "WTF?" I wasn't cold so I started thinking maybe I stopped breathing in my sleep and I was cyanotic. So I looked at my lips in my shaving mirror and they looked normal. I was really worried though until I rubbed my hand against the shower wall and left a blue streak. Then I started thinking about how I put new blue flannel sheets on the bed last night without washing them first. Yeah, I'm not really a morning person.

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saxface
Dec. 17th, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
I don't mean to laugh at you but HA HA HA!! That is so funny.
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psycat90
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
I've been trying to figure out why the dry skin on my elbows is blue tinged all day. :\
seriesfinale
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:43 am (UTC)
Haha, you're still alive!!! This should be the greatest day of your life!
edwardina
Dec. 18th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
I do mean to laugh at you. Or more like with you, since I can totally see that happening to me.
rue_deday
Dec. 18th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
If you have it together enough to wonder if you are cyanotic, doesn't that mean you aren't actually cyanotic, since your brain needs some of that O2 stuff to use the word "cyanotic"?

I would just figure I was turning into a Smurf.
jamespolk
Dec. 18th, 2008 04:21 am (UTC)
At least you haven't been doing what I have. Several times in the last couple weeks I have awaken in the middle of the night completely confused.

Almost like sleepwalking but more awake.

The other night I woke up needing to pee. For some reason I thought we had guests in the house so I got completely dressed to walk the 8 feet to the bathroom. And then I realized we didn't really have guests but I couldn't convince myself, even looking into the living room (which is the only other room we have) that this was right either.
delphica
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
That sounds like something I would do!
hitsnarfle
Dec. 18th, 2008 12:22 pm (UTC)
Please tell me you facepalmed your forehead blue. That is all that is remaining for this to achieve true humor perfection.
crankyasanoldma
Dec. 18th, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
Was your dick blue?
democritus
Dec. 18th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
No, but my balls were. That may be unrelated though.
dayesleeper
Dec. 18th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
I was going to say, if you slept naked it woud give a new meaning to the term "Blue Balls".
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