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Fucking Nazi Dentists

God damn. I just got back from the dentist. He drilled one tooth down to just a nub and stuck a temporary crown on there. While he was in there, he decided to drill some more and got to another cavity I had between that tooth and another. At least the sadistic bastard numbed the hell out of me. The whole right side of my face is numb, from chin to temple. Even my ear and eye are numb! Wierd, but cool.

The worst part? There's a whole pepperoni pizza in the fridge, waiting for me, and I just don't feel like eating anything right now. I don't even feel like smoking. That's a fucking miracle. Maybe they should start marketing novacaine as an anti tobacco drug.

Oh well, I'm just going to take it easy for the rest of the day, downloading porn and drinking beer through a straw, so I don't dribble it all over my shirt.

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setongirl1983
Jun. 12th, 2002 11:50 am (UTC)
So - is it safe?
democritus
Jun. 12th, 2002 12:13 pm (UTC)
Is what safe?
setongirl1983
Jun. 12th, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)
Guess you didn't see "Marathon Man." Never mind. /Emily Litella
jackmike
Jun. 12th, 2002 12:25 pm (UTC)
Lawrence Olivier (with dentist's drill in hand): Is it safe? ...Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman (bound to a dentist's chair): You're talking to me?
Lawrence Olivier: Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman: What safe?
Lawrence Olivier: Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Lawrence Olivier: Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman: Tell me what "it" is first.
Lawrence Olivier: Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Lawrence Olivier: Is it safe?
Dustin Hoffman: No, it's not safe, it's very dangerous, be careful.
democritus
Jun. 12th, 2002 12:40 pm (UTC)
Whoops, nope, haven't seen that one. ;-)
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