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From my good friend, Dennis Leary:

God.. "I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey! Join the fucking club, ok!? I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Socks. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet, allright?! "I'm not happy. I'm not happy." Nobody's happy, ok!? Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate cookie, or a five second orgasm. That's it, ok! You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you get up in the morning and go to fucking work, ok!? That is it! End of fucking list!

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enderw25
Nov. 4th, 2002 02:30 pm (UTC)
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

next.
crankyasanoldma
Nov. 4th, 2002 03:11 pm (UTC)
I love Denis Leary. I'd fuck him in a new york minute, but I'd be satsified with tickets to his standup act.
nen
Nov. 4th, 2002 03:44 pm (UTC)
A wise, wise man indeed. I have that bit on tape (yes, I'm dating myself). I should listen to that again.
hamadryad
Nov. 4th, 2002 04:48 pm (UTC)
Meh, I think I'd like Denis Leary a lot more if he hadn't stolen his best bits from Bill Hicks.
withbutterflies
Nov. 4th, 2002 08:38 pm (UTC)
Bill Hicks was one funny mofo!
twistydub
Nov. 5th, 2002 01:31 am (UTC)
thats the name of my new book, "Shut the Fuck Up" by Dr. Dennis Leary.
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