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OK, I'm bored.

I want to do one of those "Shred Me" posts out of sheer boredom, but every time I try to compose one it comes out sounding egotistical. I never log IPs and always allow anonymous posts anyway, so it's not like it would be a big deal anyway. I guess that's saying something right there. I'm not interesting enough to be stalked or harassed, so I can leave all those security measures off. Weak.

Anyway, if you get really bored, you can post some hate towards me.

Then I will mock you.

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pucette
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:26 pm (UTC)
Hate.

Hate hate hate hate hate.

HATE!

Hate.

No, really.
crankyasanoldma
Feb. 4th, 2003 04:31 pm (UTC)
No hate here, I just had to tell pucette that I truly love that kitty-cat icon.
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kaf
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:30 pm (UTC)
HATE!

how do you do the anonymous thing?
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:33 pm (UTC)
You losers don't even know how to post anonymously? Don't think I'm going to tell you. This is a hate post!
pucette
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:43 pm (UTC)
You're missing the key thing here. I want you to know whose name to scream as I shove my HATE down your throat.
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:39 pm (UTC)
I hate little weiners!
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:41 pm (UTC)
Then you must LOVE me! (I'm a huge weiner)

Now get with the hate, assmonkey.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)
Hi, my name is Demo and I like to make fun of fat girls who make a lot of polls. I'm mean and I think Sophie smells like mothballs.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:42 pm (UTC)
Thanks Buddha. Now tell me something I *didn't* know, you fucking choad!
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:46 pm (UTC)
I'm bored.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:50 pm (UTC)
Welcome to my world, cocksmoke. Now post something useful.
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:47 pm (UTC)
You're a stupid ~ Mexican!

P.S. Wanna go to Rafa's for lunch when I am in Cali? Mmmm...gigantic Cotati burritos!
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:52 pm (UTC)
Sure, I'll give you one of my Gigantic Cock Burritos when you come out here. If it weren't for that amazing rack though, afterwards I'd have to set you on fire and laugh at your pain.




(PS:We went there the other day for migas, mmmmmmm!)
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:47 pm (UTC)
Hydroelectric power is our friend.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:54 pm (UTC)
A tube of KY is going to be your friend when I shove my foot up your ass.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:50 pm (UTC)
When you were around 5 I went drinking with your Dad. We were pretty drunk. He said "Watch this!" He got up, picked you up out of the crib. (It had already been explained to me that if you didn't sleep in a crib, you would climb under the house and burrow a hole. "If it's not the fucking gophers, It's my faggy son, Vince", your Dad explained when he was trying to explain why the house had such a bad foundation.) He picked you up and put you down in front of the couch where we were sitting. You were rubbing those sleepies out of your eyes. Then your dad clapped his hands and said "FORMATION!" Your face instantly flashed into a brilliant smile.

The next three hours of my life can only be described as "Watching a human bat fly around in time to Captain and Tenille records" I don't wish to hate you, my friend. I just wish everyone to know of your talents.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 01:58 pm (UTC)
That was creative and amusing, even if it was horribly written. Why don't you come over to my house and fuck my mom. If you promise to do this, I'll give you my copy of Strunk and White's.
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 02:11 pm (UTC)
Mock this fucker.

Your nothing but a fucking pansy blowhard, with all your attention whoring bullshit.
And I can tell by looking at you that you sucked more dick than a cheap hooker.
I hate the way you think your so fucking cool, but the truth is that you got more spooge dripping out your ass than doob and sprix combined.

Put that in your bong and smoke it, faux playa.


Hate hate hate........ is that good enough for you, bitch!
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 02:44 pm (UTC)
What's really funny is that two of the times you used the word "your" above, what you actually should have used was the word "you're". That's a contractction meaning "you are". The word "your" signifies ownership. Nice try though. Come back after you pass the 4th grade, pee wee.
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zette
Feb. 4th, 2003 02:41 pm (UTC)
Fuck that noise- LJ is sucking cock and I ain't logging out just for you, you arrogant motherfucker!

You're ugly as a hatful of assholes. Your breath smells like the crotch of my mom's pantyhose. You're a pigfucking asswipe.

So there. Not like you didn't know I felt that way, but there ya go.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 03:24 pm (UTC)
If you had half a clue, you ignorant, inbred, karaokeing cunt-dripping, you would realize you can post anonymously by checking the "Anonymous" button above the reply box, without logging out.
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jamespolk
Feb. 4th, 2003 03:49 pm (UTC)
More concern than hate. Not anonymized because that's chicken shit:

You drink too much. And in combination with pot you use it to self-medicate in ways that ultimately seem unhealthy. I think you need to figure out why you do this.

When you drink too much in a social environment you have one of two ways you might go and neither of them are very pretty, though one can be pretty ugly.

Of course, I could be wrong, as I only see you in social environments when you've been drinking.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 04:15 pm (UTC)
There are no social environments where I haven't been drinking.

Thank you for your honest input. I appreciate that.
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(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 03:53 pm (UTC)
Fuck you, you motherfucking fuck!

Fuck me? FUCK me? Fuck ME? Oh nononononononononono, sir. You are mistaken.

FUCK YOU!
(Anonymous)
Feb. 4th, 2003 04:34 pm (UTC)
~
Bet you've tasted a lot of ball sweat on your time.


You give rimjobs for government cheese.


You spank to Clara Peller.
democritus
Feb. 4th, 2003 05:16 pm (UTC)
Re: ~
You just named three of my favorite things. Now tell me who this Clara Peller is. I must know. You seem to have great taste!
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