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May. 17th, 2003

Please, if you are talking shit about me or my friends in locked posts, remember, my minions are out there, reporting every word back to me as it unfolds, so you might as well say it to my face.

I'm a big boy, I can take it, really.

The End.



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May. 17th, 2003 12:00 pm (UTC)
Fine, you caught me. I surrender.

I said that I'd like to have pictures of you shakin' yer ass last night. A Mexican Jumpin' Bean!

::muah:: Don't let the idiots get you down. Point me in their direction, and I'll give them an injection. Stat.
May. 17th, 2003 12:08 pm (UTC)
Ha! I caught you! These kind of statements are always good for drumming up sympathy from the proletariat. Even when no one is actually saying anything about you. :D

Pictures would be funny. I think I am a way better dancer than I really am. I don't care *I* had fun. ;-)
May. 17th, 2003 12:01 pm (UTC)
Don't worry about me, Demo. I think you rock. :)
May. 17th, 2003 12:09 pm (UTC)
Aww thanks, kiddo. Back atcha!
May. 17th, 2003 12:03 pm (UTC)
I think you're an assramming homo wannabe freak boy. But you already knew that, didn't ya?

May. 17th, 2003 12:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, and speaking of things that suck ass, I tried and tried to find an el-cheapo sit in the cargo hold kind of ticket to Vegas for the wedding, but I cannot swing it :(

That bites. Asshole.
May. 17th, 2003 12:10 pm (UTC)
What? You are no longer able to earn that extra money with your $5 handjobs? Maybe you could lower the price to $2 bucks.
May. 17th, 2003 12:23 pm (UTC)
My carpel tunnel is KILLING me. No $2 handjobs. I'll give you my client list.

Anyway, this post is about what a jackass Demo is, I think.

May. 17th, 2003 12:12 pm (UTC)
That's ok. We are broke, too, so we won't be making it to Vegas either. HAHAHAHA suckers!

Just kidding!
May. 17th, 2003 12:07 pm (UTC)
Now there are snide comments being made behind locked entries?

Jeeeeezuz people, just stop it. Please.

Oh yeah, and what Zette said. ;-)
May. 17th, 2003 12:14 pm (UTC)
There are? Where?! I was just trying to get some sympathy love! no one said anything!


Anyways, I love the hate. It's like the force, only better. Feel it course through your veins like hygeine!
May. 17th, 2003 12:22 pm (UTC)
Sympathy love RAWKS! Not quite as good as a pity fuck, but better than a newly discounted handjob from Zette.

BTW, I have heard you are a big boy and that you can take it up the anal. Is that what you meant?
May. 17th, 2003 12:41 pm (UTC)
heheh, "big boy".
May. 17th, 2003 12:58 pm (UTC)
Feh, I'll tell you I think you're ~ to your face :P

When I hit the head shop, I'll see if they still have the Hulk Hogan bong. Nothing better than smoking weed out of a rassler's head.
May. 17th, 2003 01:36 pm (UTC)
There's nothing better than smoking weed out of ANYONE's head!
May. 17th, 2003 01:30 pm (UTC)
Damn I wish I had minions.

Minions are ~
May. 17th, 2003 01:37 pm (UTC)
Actually, I just said that for effect. I wish I did too. ;-)
May. 17th, 2003 02:04 pm (UTC)
Man, you miss a day and everything falls apart.
May. 17th, 2003 02:16 pm (UTC)
Re: wtf?
Nevermind, all caught up.
May. 17th, 2003 03:21 pm (UTC)
Re: wtf?
Well...I'M not. [whiny voice]How come no one ever tells me ANYTHING?[/whiny voice]
May. 17th, 2003 04:34 pm (UTC)
Come on dude, have you ever known me to talk shit about ANYBODY? Okay, anybody except Michael Bloomberg, John Ashcroft, the people who write subway advertisements, the entire editorial staff of Harper's, my mom, Rob Johnson, my freakadelic coworker Beth, Randy Cross, and the Dallas Stars. Oh yeah, and if you spew out any terrible novels, you're fair game. Other than that, I mean.

Also, I can't be bothered to set up any specialized friends groups, so if I'm writing it, you're seeing it.
May. 17th, 2003 07:09 pm (UTC)
There musta been a lotta shit goin down today, as a lot of people are not very happy.

Sometimes it's nice to be on the periphery of things.
May. 22nd, 2003 11:09 am (UTC)
Ok, Ok you caught us. It wasn't me who started though its was all Pat & Katie. They secretly can't stand you. You should see all the shit they say about you. I just hang around try to make them see how great of a guy you are. It's not working though they are very hateful people.
May. 22nd, 2003 11:14 am (UTC)
Oh I knew about them, hateful bastards. ;-)

Haha, actually this post was just posted to troll, and it worked!
May. 25th, 2003 07:37 am (UTC)
You smell like stinky poo-poo.
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