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I don't think Jennifer Lopez would ever marry me if she could smell the cigarette reek in this room right now. I went downstairs to get more SODA and ICE and when I came back in the wall of tobacco stench hit me like a ton of bricks. Blech! That means *I* smell like that too. I should just go get a 40 and sit under the bridge.

In other news, I'm up to about 50 CDs ripped. 1/7 done!

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loh
Jan. 10th, 2004 02:17 pm (UTC)
hmm so will February be the great LJ smokeout?

*starts taking bets on who will cave first*
democritus
Jan. 10th, 2004 02:21 pm (UTC)
Oh HELL no, I'm not quitting smoking!
dxgrrrl
Jan. 10th, 2004 02:26 pm (UTC)
If you quit smoking, I will disown you.

You wanna marry JLo? I think she's fucking hot shit. Drew thinks you can walk down Handy St. in NB and see a hundred Jennifer Lopez's walking down the street, mops in tow.
democritus
Jan. 10th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
NB? New Brunswick?

Actually one that was handy with a mop would be a lot more useful. ;-)
loh
Jan. 10th, 2004 02:47 pm (UTC)
Hmm I wonder which saves more money, quitting smoking or quitting drinking.

Well I guess you'd have to have some sort of guidelines like, 2 packs a day vs. a 6-pack a day, or something.

I'm dull. I do neither.
Hell, I don't even drink the homebrew...
zyzzyva23
Jan. 10th, 2004 04:23 pm (UTC)
...or whether you're drinking PBR and Olde English or, say, MacAllen 40.

Personally, i think all that shit in soda will fuck with your heath way more than beer will. But that's just me.
loh
Jan. 10th, 2004 10:32 pm (UTC)
True on the brand of beer etc.

Beer in moderation is probably better for you than soda or diet soda allll the time. My ex sis-in-law had a diet coke w/ her at *all* times. Oi.

metrochic
Jan. 10th, 2004 03:02 pm (UTC)
Not to mention she'll be too busy with me. Duh!
ex_tibstangl962
Jan. 10th, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC)
Sucks to realize you smell like smoke and everyone smells like CLEAN. BAH!
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ex_tibstangl962
Jan. 10th, 2004 04:24 pm (UTC)
That icon is killin me. SLOWLY KILLING ME.
doobieous
Jan. 10th, 2004 08:01 pm (UTC)
Don't be fooled by the toys demo's got
Jeniffer lopez isn't a twat
You have so little and she has a lot
We all know where you came from (the fields!)

hahah, bad remake of "Jenny From the Block"

Don't kid yourself Demo, Jennifer would never marry you even if you didn't reek, because she couldn't get anything out of a prenup that she couldn't buy herself tenfold.

;)
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