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Jul. 22nd, 2004

I just wanted to make a testimony to a great product.  It's called CitraStat Rx™ and it's an air deodorizer.  Now, I have taken a great many stinky shits, so I know what I'm talking about.  If there's one thing that can cover up any bad smell and make the bathroom smell nice and sparkling fresh, it's CitraStat.  It's non-aerosol and, like they say, a little goes a long way.  So try it today!



CitraStat Rx™, it really takes the shit stank away.

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eight_fifteen
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)
Be my best friend!
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
Come be my playmate,
Come out and play with me,
And bring your dollies three,
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow,
Into my cellar door,
And we'll be best of friends,
Forever more.
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC)
Wait, you mean friends with benefits?
eight_fifteen
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:40 pm (UTC)
Well I guess you'll never know, Stinky.
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ah, smooth move, Ex-Lax.


WAIT! I meant...
porcupinebarb
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
You should send this to the company who makes it. Maybe they'll use you in a commercial. "Real Testimonials from Real Shitters."
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC)
I could just see the commercial: Me sitting on thee pot, waving my hand through poo-fumes...

"Christ, it reeks in here! Hang on. ::psssshhhhh:: Wow! It smells GREAT in here now!"
porcupinebarb
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
Heh. "CitraStat Rx - turns poo-fumes into perfumes."
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)
LOL!!!
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houseofsmiles
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:12 pm (UTC)
I've gotta find some STAT. Todd is the stinkiest shitter I've ever known. Now the scent of Glade® reminds me of crap, I'm ready for a change.

I wonder if it will work on his feet too.....
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
All joking aside, this stuff works GREAT!
metrochic
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
I...
xviragox
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
Do we have third-party confirmation on this?

...because the women at my work sure seem to think that spraying a fuckload of any nasty aerosol will take away the stink. I guess it only 'works' if you're the one who laid it.
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC)
No, see, I use it after my patients stink up my office or the bathroom too!
xviragox
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
Excellent.
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, GREAT icon!
oxymoronnyc
Jul. 22nd, 2004 07:18 pm (UTC)
What's it do that a lit match won't? I mean, at least matches let you revive that little pyromaniac bastard thrill you had when you were ten.

Assuming, of course, you don't explode the bathroom.
democritus
Jul. 22nd, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)
Now that you mention it, I bet a match combined with this citrus spray would eliminate ALL odors from your bathroom. As well as the bathroom, and the house, and maybe the neighborhood.

FIRE!!!
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