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PS: This is the most poorly worded survey I've ever seen.


*the scar you're most proud of: The one on my right hip that I got from wrestling some kid and falling on a pile of garbage with something sharp sticking out of it.  Man, I could have DIED.
*your favourite condiment: Guacamolé!  But, let's not kid ourselves, guacamole is food, so I'll have to say...cum.
*if you have freckles: I think I have some on my shoulders.  Wanna come check for me?
*your preferred method of cooking: With fire, bitch!
*what shoes you're wearing: Black comfortable ECCO slip on loafers.  Oh man, it's like walking on pillows.
*how many children you have: 3 of my own, 5 if you count Shan's.
*the first person you french kissed: Shan, yesterday? Umm, christ...I don't know. Now I remember. I went out on a date with this slut and we ended up in the back of my mom's truck on "Gravity Hill". Anyway, we were making out and then she tried taking my pants off! I was like, "Whoa Nellie!" (can you believe it? ME?! That was back when I was innocent.) Anyway, I dropped her off at home and she never talked to me again. I should have given her a good dickin'.
*your preferred dog breed: Dead, in a ditch.
*where you were born: Escondido, CA
*what colour underwear you're wearing: Gray CK boxer briefs
*where your keys are right now: Right front pocket
*if you have split ends: I'm not THAT metro.
*when you last got laid: 5 hours ago
*your opinion on airline food: It's not too bad, WHEN I'M STARVING
*what cosmetic surgery you would consider getting: Copied from Zanshin-->  I'd get a little lipo on the ol' gut.
*best kiddie playground equipment to have sex on: Swings, I would assume
*your worst malady: Gas?
*[does] your mum loves your dad: Divorced when I was five. Thanks the gods.
*[do] you...sing well?: I rock the hell out of the shower, let's just leave it at that.  <--copied again and adding: And when I'm drunk
*what your olympic event would be: Keg Stands
someone you admire: I admire Drew Barrymore's titties
*which country would be hardest for you to locate on a map: Probably one that I don't know the name of, IDIOT!
*the last time you cried: I cried last night, watching "We Were Soldiers"
*Your most interesting sexual congress location: On a bridge over a creek in a park, in the middle of a snowstorm in Bethesda, MD
*part of the Sunday papers you read first: If I ever read the newspaper, I usually read the local or entertainment section
*the languages you speak: English, a little Spanish and a little more French and some American Sign Language
*the religion you were raised in: Roman Catholicism
[do] you...draw well: I have absolutely zero artistic ability <-- copied once again
*your favourite photograph: For some reason, whenever I think about photography as an art I think of that Saudi Afghani girl with the beautiful eyes from the Time National Geographic picture thingy.  Did you see the follow up that showed her as an old haggard lady?  Oh why god?
*what you should be doing instead of this: Getting drunk

Comments

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withbutterflies
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:34 pm (UTC)
>whispers< it asked for the FIRSST person you french kissed, not the last. Unless Shan just recently introduced you to tongue.
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:36 pm (UTC)
Oh fuck I'm dumb!
metrochic
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:42 pm (UTC)
No, U R SMRT.


I cried last night, watching "We Were Soldiers"

Pussy.
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC)
WAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUGGGHH!!!
metrochic
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:57 pm (UTC)
I should have given her a good dickin'.

Okay, I take it back.
vengeant
Aug. 6th, 2004 06:07 pm (UTC)
Pussy.

Why, I do believe that you almost manage to say that word like it's not highly desirable! ;-)
agathagrimm
Aug. 6th, 2004 05:51 pm (UTC)
regardless, good thing you answered "shan"
vengeant
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC)
You'll have to forgive him, alcohol has killed all his memory brain cells. (He made up everything else on this list, too! ;-)
withbutterflies
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ohh yes, this is true. I've only recently found out how alcohol affects his mind.
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:54 pm (UTC)


I lahk the way you talk, Daisuh. MMmmm Hmm.
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withbutterflies
Aug. 6th, 2004 02:04 pm (UTC)
dammit! You beat me to it.

Oh well, here's the picture of it

crankyasanoldma
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
It wasn't Time, it was National Geographic.

A man who wears ECCOS! All is forgiven. Expensive fucking shoes, aren't they. Worth every penny.
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:56 pm (UTC)
Girl, you know it's true!
withbutterflies
Aug. 6th, 2004 02:06 pm (UTC)
You were singing?
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 02:17 pm (UTC)
Re: You were singing?
LOL! RIGHT after I posted that I was like, "Uh oh!"
anahitaa
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)
Three things I learned about Demo from this meme:

1) He is a pedophile (2nd last answer)
2) He is an animal hater. I'm calling in the PETA geeks now.
3) He has arsonistic tendencies.

Ergo, Demo is not well.

P.S. That icon makes me feel tickly in my tummy.
metrochic
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:56 pm (UTC)
I don't think it's your tummy.
democritus
Aug. 6th, 2004 01:57 pm (UTC)
You didn't know all that already? Boy oh boy, have you got a lot to learn.

PS: I hope your tummy is better. Try Saltines and 7-Up if not.
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