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There's a lady in my office smacking on a cough drop so loud I am going to kill her.


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Dec. 15th, 2004 11:36 pm (UTC)
OMG. There was some guy in the waiting room at my doctor's office yesterday smacking on something, and I wanted to bash him in the head with a magazine. Stop that awful noise! Jesus!
Dec. 15th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)
Can you hear it clanging on her teeth? If so, you should knock them out.
Dec. 16th, 2004 12:14 am (UTC)
Absolutely. You can even preface it by saying it sounds like she's got something on her teeth.
Dec. 16th, 2004 12:02 am (UTC)
Kill her already. Do the whole world a favor, and make an example out of her. When you get tried for her murder, you can use the "She done needed killin'" defense.
Dec. 16th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC)
I misread your post. I thought you said she was SPANKING a cough drop. I was gonna ask how you do that.
Dec. 16th, 2004 01:18 am (UTC)
Please tell me you killed her? Did you kill her dead? Because she deserved it.
Dec. 16th, 2004 01:22 am (UTC)
Just reading about it is irritating. GRRRR A stupid lady behind me during lunch kept sighing and doing that ..... how do you spell it, you know when you are getting impatient and you make that noise with your tongue and the roof of your mouth....HOW IS THAT SPELLED?! TSK
Dec. 16th, 2004 02:20 am (UTC)
I swear that person was sitting next to me in a meeting today, just slurphing and sucking and I almost vomited right on my agenda. I mean honestly it could not have been any louder even if she had spit the cough drop into my ear.
Dec. 16th, 2004 08:41 pm (UTC)
Ok, I thought I was the only person that hated this noise! We have bowls of Jolly Ranchers all over our office and when I can hear the candy knocking against teeth and the slurping, sucking noise... I almost lose my mind.
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