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OK Mike, I like your poll. ;-)

1- How old were you when you moved out of your parents house? 19

2- What did you want to be when you grew up? A junky.

3- Ever kill an animal on purpose? What kind and why? I've killed squirrels, rabbits and grouse while hunting...for food.

4- Ever broken one of your own bones? Which one? How? I broke my wrist once when a fat lady knocked me off a slide.

5- Ever been arrested? For what? Do time? Twice. Once for public intoxication, once for assault.

6- Have you ever been to a protest? Against what? Protests are for pansy-ass hippies and dorks who have no life.

7- Can you do a decent Scottish accent? Prove it. Not worth a shit.

8- Would you eat Hamburger Helper if a bet wasn't involved? What flavor. I love HH. That shit looks like hell, tastes great!

9- Do you find CarrotTop even remotely funny? He is my soul's true hate.

10- People who spend valuable time thinking up lame poll questions are ___fags_____.

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democritus
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:18 am (UTC)
Yes! It's a delicacy in West Virginia! :-D Actually, it tastes really good. BBQed on the grill with terriyaki marinade and then wrapped up in a tortilla...mmmmmmmmmm!
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democritus
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:33 am (UTC)
You're missing the point: THEY TASTE GOOD! :-D
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edwardina
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:31 am (UTC)
People's exhibit 1: "10- People who spend valuable time thinking up lame poll questions are ___fags_____."

People's exhibit 2: Demo's poverty poll.

Demo, I'm surprised that you chose to out yourself this way . . . wait, no I'm not! ;)

democritus
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:35 am (UTC)
But hey! Wait! That's a...

Ah shit..ok, I'm a fag.
edwardina
Nov. 16th, 2001 04:08 pm (UTC)
Snicker, snicker
Yet more evidence.
katiekilldare
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:31 am (UTC)
A fat lady knocked you off a slide? Aaaaahahahaha!
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2001 10:37 am (UTC)
Yeah, that bitch! I was about 10 years old. It was one of those big, spiral slides and I was sliding down on the rail part when this hippo comes barreling down the chute and flipped me right over the edge from near the top. I landed on my arm. I broke my wrist and they casted my whole arm up past the elbow. Worst part was they got plaster all over my FAVORITE STAR WARS SHIRT! My mom threw it away!!!! Talk about traumatic!
katiekilldare
Nov. 16th, 2001 11:56 am (UTC)
That's the saddest story I've heard today. What was she doing on a slide, for God's sake? And you should make your mom buy you a new fucking shirt. My nephew wears my brother's old Star Wars shirts. I caught him the other day in a sky blue tank top with a sparkly Boba Fett iron-on on the front. It ROCKED. I remembered it from my brother's wardrobe, circa 1981 or something.
democritus
Nov. 16th, 2001 01:28 pm (UTC)
Ha, how cool! I sent David (psy's son) to school in one of my Pink Floyd shirts that I used to wear to jr high/high school. Everyone thought it was pretty rad. ;-)
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