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My patient to me this morning: Are you Christian?
Me: No.
Her: What are you?
Me: Nothing.
Her: Shame on you!


lolz

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welfy
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC)
I like your answer. :^D
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redbeard
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:05 pm (UTC)
You're not a Pastafarian!?

Oh, his noodliness will be so dissapointed in you! Not only that, but by not coming to his saucy ways and becoming a pirate, you, too, are contributing to global warming!
democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
Now that sounds like a religion I can get behind!
redbeard
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:19 pm (UTC)
RAmen, brother. RAmen.
democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
Oh THAT!
psycat90
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:16 pm (UTC)
"No, but my son is." Har har.... Nevermind.
troymccluresf
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
Duh-dum chhh!
ange420
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
Shame on you!

How Christian.
vengeant
Jun. 16th, 2006 05:26 pm (UTC)
Yeah, why Jesus came to earth to create a religion focused completely on shame and guilt is beyond me.

Perhaps he came up with the idea after he finished off an entire keg while his frat brothers egged him on.
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democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
Hahaha word!
jaytee
Jun. 17th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC)
...pray the grease out of my drain?

I orginally read this as, "pray the geese out of my drain." I thought, wow, your plumbing is fucked up!
democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)
Her: Do you like swimming?
Me: Yeah!
Her: I could tell.

Wha?
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democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Re: too easy!
LOL, well done!
nextinian
Jun. 17th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
Did she see your hairless legs?

That would explain it.
democritus
Jun. 17th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
But I haven't shaved my legs in forever!
doobieous
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:31 pm (UTC)
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS THEE!!!!!!!!
democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
GARGYLES!
dayesleeper
Jun. 16th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
its tainted I tell you tainted
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dayesleeper
Jun. 16th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
My patient to me this morning: Are you Christian?
Me: No.
Her: What are you?
Me: Nothing.
Her: Shame on you!



I get this at memorial all the time. The joys of working a Catholic hospital.
democritus
Jun. 16th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, I forgot how much I used to get it there. Oh well.

What do you do at memorial?
dayesleeper
Jun. 16th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
Currently a Tech on the Neuro floor, float to every damn floor in the hospital including the ER. All but L&D, but I wouldnt want to work in there anyway. Went to school originally and got a Business degree, now back in school to get my RN. I am the eternal student.
vengeant
Jun. 17th, 2006 07:45 am (UTC)
I'm surprised no one's come up with this one yet:

Her: What are you?
You: Baby, I'm a swingin' Saggitarius! Yeah Baby, Yeah!


...Well, it's amusing at 2 AM. Your mileage may vary. :-p
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