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Well, since Mnementh told us he was Unbreakable Man, I will tell you something wierd about me:

I am Absorbo-Man!

My skin, for some reason, is extremely porous. When I cut garlic and onions, you can smell it on my hands for days. When I go to the club, the stamp stays on my hand for days. One time a friend drew a tattoo on my back and it was there for two weeks!

Now, keep in mind, I wash my hands about 20-30 times a day, vigorously! Yet still, my porous skin holds on to certain odors and especially ink. This probably explains why I am so retarded, having surfed near polluted water outlets in the San Diego area for so long. I think I must have absorbed tons of heavy metals and got bain dramage or something.

It may be related to my opposing power:

Super-Sweaty Guy!

I sweat like a hog in heat. Even if it's 20 below, if I'm not in shorts and a tank top, I'm sweating. I don't know why, and I don't care. I actually love that I sweat so much. I've never really had bad skin, even as a teen, although it is very sensitive. I have been known to lose 2-5 pounds of water in some intense racquetball sessions. I always bring at least two shirts and a towel to workout, since the first usually gets soaked in the first 15-20 minutes. That may be why I like cycling so much(besides the fact that telling someone you just rode your bike 60-80 miles is hella cool). When I'm riding, the sweat just evaporates away like magic. Poof!

And a big poof to you, too.

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mr_cynical
Nov. 20th, 2001 06:18 pm (UTC)
If you EVER pass out around me, you're going to be sporting "I LOVE COCK" on your forehead for a mighty long time, my friend.
snooooopy
Nov. 20th, 2001 09:33 pm (UTC)
The correct term is "dain bramage."
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