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Ok, listen up, you old fart:

When you walk down the street, do you lean your whole body forward at a ~75% angle?

No?

THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TRY TO WALK LIKE THAT ON A TREADMILL DUMBASS!!!!???

Jesus christ! It IS NOT that fucking hard, retard!

If you can walk down the street normally, but not figure out how to walk on a treadmill after a 10 minutes and lots of instruction, you're too dumb to live anyway. Just go away and die moron.

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pricciar
Dec. 4th, 2001 02:06 pm (UTC)
You know.
Everytime sold old crazy person bothers you at work at home or on the street. Just look them straight in the face and say "It is 15 days until I get to see Fellowship of the Ring. You would be lucky to live that long. Fucker!"
That will make your days go so much more smoothly.

pat
democritus
Dec. 4th, 2001 02:15 pm (UTC)
I could have died laughing at that. Then I would NEVER get to see LotR!

FUCKER!
democritus
Dec. 4th, 2001 02:20 pm (UTC)
Also, by 75%, I obviously meant 75 degree angle.

Dammit.
democritus
Dec. 4th, 2001 02:21 pm (UTC)
I guess I could have just edited my journal to say that.
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rasa
Dec. 4th, 2001 02:26 pm (UTC)
Wow. You ARE a freak. ;)
wicky
Dec. 4th, 2001 03:12 pm (UTC)
You mean that's not how you're supposed to walk on a treadmill? No wonder they all stare at me in the gym!
Thanks for the heads up!
mnemosyne
Dec. 4th, 2001 03:30 pm (UTC)
hehe.... you crack me up, demo. :)
doobieous
Dec. 4th, 2001 05:33 pm (UTC)
Damn it. See what i miss by calling in sick to work, and sleeping the rest of the day? :)
montfort
Dec. 5th, 2001 07:38 am (UTC)
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Dec. 5th, 2001 07:39 am (UTC)
Re: Hmm
have three
montfort
Dec. 5th, 2001 07:39 am (UTC)
Re: Hmm
user pictures.
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democritus
Dec. 5th, 2001 04:01 pm (UTC)
Those are just great tits...
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