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OMG I am so tired. I don't know why but I've been tired all day and I'm about to fall asleep at my desk. Maybe I have cancer! The kind of cancer that makes you really fat and makes you obsessively play World of Warcraft. Oh, some drug reps just brought in chocolate chip cookies and Coldstone Creamery ice cream. I think this cancer is going to take a turn for the worse.

Due to cancer I am going to be starting the REAL Atkins next week. No fucking around this time. No booze...for a while at least. I swear to god this is ridiculous. I'm like Violet in Willy Wonka. My watchband is so tight I took it off because it was uncomfortable today. That is some serious bullshit.

But this ice cream right now, mmmmmm. Besides, ice cream is good for you. It's made from milk. And, milk it does a body...


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Apr. 18th, 2008 11:43 pm (UTC)
*blinks* Atkins?! People are still doing that? Ack.

Honestly though, I think the word "diet" is improperly used nowadays. I did Atkins for a while years ago and it made me soooo sick it wasn't funny. I've found just eating more along the lines of the Federal governments guidelines and believe it or not, the method Weight Watchers uses works really well. Weight Watchers just really focuses on portion control based on checking calories, fat content vs fiber content. Hell, it will even let you eat anything so long as you stay in the "point" range alloted you. I found it the easiest method and ate that way for years with much success until my accident. Not active enough anymore :(

Best of luck on the diet thing and damn.. ice cream sounds really really good right now. Too bad there is a Coldstone right down the street. I might have to stop ;)
Apr. 18th, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
I did a half assed Atkins a few years ago and lost a ton of weight! And it didn't make me sick at all. Lots of people hate the Atkins diet but it's awesome for dropping lots of weight quick, which is what I need to do before I go insane or people start asking me if I'm pregnant.
Apr. 19th, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
That "beer belly" thing eh? ;)
Apr. 20th, 2008 03:28 am (UTC)
Yes, big time. It's incredible, I don't think I've gained *much* weight elsewhere, but my stomach is HUGE! It's like I have ascites or sommeting.
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Apr. 21st, 2008 05:15 pm (UTC)
It's going fine! Actually I started Saturday...but then I had to take my kids to ice cream and fell off the wagon, lol.
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