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Open letter to People Who Use Twitter:

No one gives a fuck that you feel like chewing a stick of gum at 9:13 am so shut the fuck up and cram it up your ass sideways! God, that is the stupidest and most annoying fucking app anyone ever created. From this point out, I am removing anyone who posts twitters to their livejournal. If someone really cares about your retarded random three word thoughts they can subscribe to your twitter feed(then they can be assholes too).


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Aug. 13th, 2008 04:49 pm (UTC)
Nobody does righteous indignation quite like you, Vince!
Aug. 13th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC)
It must be awfully uncomfortable with all that sand in your vagina.
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:00 pm (UTC)
Aug. 13th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
I love your rant, but I don't know what twitters are! Anyway, FUCKERS BETTER QUIT IT!

I just ate a hotdog.
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
As opposed to the deep, thoughtful content I post on Livejournal?
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
I hate twitter (and especially the stupid twitter posts). I guess that makes me an old man. Which is awesome. It gives me absolute license to throw lecherous stares at the hottest women without them trying to get me arrested for stalking. Dirty Old Man privileges!

This is what I always dreamed I would be!

Aug. 13th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
They don't call you Mr Celery for nothing.....
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:30 pm (UTC)
Yeah! Fuck that shit! Godamnit!

what the fuck is Twitter?
Aug. 13th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
It's basically like an IM client that you can send out an IM whenever you feel like saying something completely retarded and it goes out to all your friends. Some people are even retarded enough to post their cumulative twitters to their livejournal. There's also the really annoying habit of twitterers to talk about themselves in the third person.

So, for example, if I had a twitter client installed, I might see a list like:

8:11 - Troymcluresf is rubbing his balls with a picture of Rosannne Barr
8:43 - zyzyva is taking an herbal remedy bath
9:05 - jackbatty is trying to get in his coworkers pants
10:13 - psycat90 HAI GUYZ WASSUP?
10:30 - democritus thinks twitterers are numbnuts twitterBRAINS
Aug. 13th, 2008 06:26 pm (UTC)
Hold me.
Aug. 13th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
I have an LJ friend who I don't think even knows about twitter, but she treats her LJ almost the same. Like, a picture of herself doing nothing that says, "I'm in the doctor's waiting room". Sooooo lame. But we're friends IRL so I can't delete her... yet.
Aug. 13th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
I just burped and tasted my lunch! Heee!
Aug. 13th, 2008 06:47 pm (UTC)
You mean you don't want to hear that I'm taking a poop right now..?

Haha.. i hear you. Twitter is annoying.
Aug. 13th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
I don't have energy to keep my LJ, Facebook and Myspace accounts happy so Twitter seems like a lot of work. Stupid pointless, irritating to others work.

On the other hand, I'm drinking a coke.
Aug. 13th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
I don't blame you. Twitter annoys the crap out of me, too! But maybe I'm bitter because I have to pay for text messages.
Aug. 14th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
Twitter doesn't annoy me, it is just IRC but slower (and exactly the same quality of content).

But echoing it to other places does annoy me. I was going to finally remove everybody who's LJ is essentially a Twitter mirror but now I'll look like a Vince suck-up so I can't.
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Aug. 14th, 2008 05:44 am (UTC)
Well we can't all be clever.
Aug. 14th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
12:07 AM - I hate Twitter
12:09 AM - My name is Vince, I'm a reall tuffy
12:12 AM - Stop posting twitter feeds or I'll get into fisticuffs with you
12:13 AM - Y'all like my new cycling shirt?
12:13 AM - I Think I'll take up cycling again
12:15 AM - Have I ever mentioned that my bunghole is the size of a mason jar?
12:16 A - I hope Kohls has an early bird special on bath salts this weekend
Aug. 14th, 2008 04:44 pm (UTC)
You suck, I hate you FAG!
Aug. 14th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
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