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What's up with choosing fantasy houses in crappy places, like where it SNOOOOOOOOWS! WTF? Have you no sense of what is good, my friends? Have you no sense of what happiness is? When you hear about paradise, how often does cold and snow factor in to it? NEVER BITCHES!

So, I have come, as your messiah, to show you what would make you truly happy, and if it doesn't make you happy, then you can get the fuck out and let me move in.

Now gather 'round, my children and feast your eyes on this and this here and a little suh-in suh-in like dis, nome sane?

Man, if twelve of us got together and rented out that first one, it would only be 50 bucks a night. Speaking of which. I really want to go on a vacation to mexico.


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Jan. 23rd, 2002 05:07 pm (UTC)
Fuck you... i'm having my own damned party... in Reykjavik.
Jan. 23rd, 2002 05:38 pm (UTC)
We'll talk about this. Oh yes, we will.
Jan. 23rd, 2002 08:52 pm (UTC)
No way Jose', a big cabin in the snowy moutains of Alaska or Utah - THAT is paradise.

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