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A Surreal Moment in the Life of Vince...

You know the scene in American Beauty when they're at the game and time slows down, then the rose petals come out of that hottie's shirt? Well, i drive by a high school everyday on the way to/from work. Today, as I was stopped at a light, the girls track team was crossing the street in their tight little outfits. As I oogled them, ahem, watched them, time slowed down, then one of the girls said something really loud and annoying and time sped up again. It was so...Kurosawa.

On that note:

Average girl from my HS yearbook:

Average girl from any HS yearbook today:

Why does god hate me?


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May. 1st, 2001 07:33 pm (UTC)
I know how you feel. Sometimes when I drop my oldest son off at school, I see some of the young boys that go to his school and I think to myself "They were never that cute when I was in school".

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