?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Time For More Assholishness! yay!

Since the world never has enough assholishness in it, I have decided to contribute a little more. As of today, I am instituting a new game. It's called "The Weakest LJ Friend". Every day, starting today, I will kick someone off my friend's list with a short explanation of why. At the end of the thirty days, you are welcome back on my friend's list. This said, I don't want anyone to be without the wonderfulness that are my LJ posts, so I will also make every post for the next thirty days public. No, you can't beg to not be cut, although money never hurt. If you think your skin is too thin for this game, you should remove me as a friend right now, so your self-image won't be crushed for life and you won't have to up your lithium dosage.

If you can't trust your friends, well what then? What then?

GOODBYE!

Comments

( 42 comments — Leave a comment )
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
ajollypyruvate
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:14 am (UTC)
What if I don't have money but am willing to make pie? You don't want to lose out on pie, do you? Mmmmm... yummy pie.

Key Lime pie! Tarty goodness, just like me. ;)
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
Mmmm, pie.
laserkitty
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
Darn..I fully expect to be one of the first to go since I'm probably one of the newest on your list.

Shucks man.......
gingy
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
Why on earth?
kaf
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
How about a cut twice a day. The world needs more Demo hate.
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:31 am (UTC)
That's a good idea, but if I cut sixty people from my friends list, I would be awful bored by the end of it.
anniz
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:30 am (UTC)
Lol, silly you.
What about cookies.
I bake wonderful cookies. :)
maeglin
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:30 am (UTC)
Give me my lithium, bitch.
(Deleted comment)
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:39 am (UTC)
That's the attitude.
delphica
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:32 am (UTC)
Good grief, another thing to add to my list of anxieties.
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:38 am (UTC)
Just as I planned! Mwahahaha!

::rubs hands together in an evil manner::
(no subject) - delphica - Feb. 6th, 2003 09:42 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - democritus - Feb. 6th, 2003 09:44 am (UTC) - Expand
jessica2
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:36 am (UTC)
w00t! Can I be first?
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:37 am (UTC)
Don't try reverse psychology with me, my young Paduan!
(no subject) - jessica2 - Feb. 6th, 2003 09:40 am (UTC) - Expand
crankyasanoldma
Feb. 6th, 2003 09:45 am (UTC)
My god, this is going to take years off my life. Just this week I noticed a previous friend (someone I've met) had removed me (I know not when) and I started fretting over it like a sixth grader.

And here I sit, vulnerable, with all these boring suburban soccer mom posts. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
diyeana
Feb. 6th, 2003 10:29 am (UTC)
haha - you are soooo mean! I love it!
psycat90
Feb. 6th, 2003 10:32 am (UTC)
I'm marrying a madman.
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 10:46 am (UTC)
And don't you forget it!
agillious
Feb. 6th, 2003 10:35 am (UTC)
as Fatboy Slim put it...
"YOU TOUCH THE FREAK IN ME"
chopinsnocturne
Feb. 6th, 2003 10:46 am (UTC)
I can't decide whether I think you're incredibly hilarious or incredibly nuts.
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 11:11 am (UTC)
Hopefully a little of both. ;-)
billdo1
Feb. 6th, 2003 11:05 am (UTC)
Does the Weakest Link of the day get his or her short moment in front of the camera bitching about all of the evil people that remain and why this is soooooo unfair?
democritus
Feb. 6th, 2003 01:04 pm (UTC)
That's a great idea. I'll post that in the next booting.
Page 1 of 2
<<[1] [2] >>
( 42 comments — Leave a comment )