- People who don't cut their goddam interview memes.
- Pet icons.
- Morons who pass on viruses(virii?). I've had about a billion hi/test messages caught in my virus/spam filter every day for the last few days. How DUMB are you people?
- Getting bloated from drinking too much water.
- That I'm kind of barrell chested. I'll never have that perfect V cut.
- Shaving.
- Old lady sweatshirts with collars and glitter and shit on them.
That's all I can think of for now.
Also, I want some gyros from that little hole in the wall across from Pike Place Market so bad right now!!! No onions, extra tzaziki, please!
Comments
Is that what a man looks like?
I just read this and then I had to take my patient off the table. The patient who inspired the sweatshirt thing. I was craking up on the inside and then I looked at her dumb sweatshirt with the collar that said:
Things To Do Today:
Let cat out
Let cat in
Let cat out
Let cat in...
And I just lost it and started cracking up. She was like, "What's so funny?" And I just said, "Nothing, I'm just happy it's Friday!"
Oh god, I'm still laughing...