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Demo's Rules for Living

  1. If you have to wait in line for it, it's not worth it.
  2. Walking is for exercise, not something you should do too much of when going out.
  3. At any big event (reunions, Dopefests, etc...) the preparty is always better than the main event.
  4. When taxes are concerned, your Goodwill donations are always worth ten times what you originally paid for them.
  5. Fridays RULE. Never waste a Friday.
  6. Don't be intimidated by people who are smarter or better looking than you. You probably give better head than them anyway.
  7. Bring sunglasses and a jacket or sweater.
  8. If you work for the government, pilfer as much shit as you can.
  9. Make sure your eyebrows and hair are groomed well. Also, use deodorant.
  10. Always preview.

That's all I can think of for now. May update as I drink more.


( 14 comments — Leave a comment )
Apr. 2nd, 2004 07:42 pm (UTC)
Concerning #6--You fucking bet I do! And I have excellent cleavage! So, fuck off you anorexic bitch.

Yeah, I've been drinking...sorry for the rant.
Apr. 2nd, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)
Ditto. On all of that.
Apr. 2nd, 2004 08:48 pm (UTC)
I may be doing something really stupid tonight.

I just felt like I should warn someone. Lucky you.
Apr. 2nd, 2004 09:25 pm (UTC)
You're killing me with suspense.
Apr. 3rd, 2004 05:45 am (UTC)
I was a good girl and went to bed.
Apr. 4th, 2004 02:29 pm (UTC)
Apr. 2nd, 2004 10:21 pm (UTC)
Dude! The Kings rule! I was listening to them earlier. But one of us is spelling it wrong. Is it me?!?
Apr. 4th, 2004 02:30 pm (UTC)
What? Gypsy?
Apr. 2nd, 2004 10:45 pm (UTC)
OOH! I have a rule for living, just one:

1. When in doubt, use your good looks and witty demeanor (well, that aside, being a girl is sufficient) to get that one lonely geek to solve all of your problems for you.

That's it.
Apr. 4th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
I'm not lonely.
Apr. 3rd, 2004 01:39 pm (UTC)
#6...Damn right I do, Shanti gave me a 9.5 out of 10...I'm rick james bitch!!!!
Apr. 4th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
See what I'm sayin'?!
Apr. 5th, 2004 12:36 pm (UTC)
Ooh, where have I heard #3 before? :)

And A-fucking-Men re: #2! Working out and going out should never mix.
Apr. 5th, 2004 12:39 pm (UTC)
You and I have CREATED #3 every time we've got together. Hey, speaking of, see you in a couple months! (Right?) Are you going to Gundy's party?

Also, yeah I'll take a cab instead of walk a few blocks. ;-)
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