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Jul. 22nd, 2004

I just wanted to make a testimony to a great product.  It's called CitraStat Rx™ and it's an air deodorizer.  Now, I have taken a great many stinky shits, so I know what I'm talking about.  If there's one thing that can cover up any bad smell and make the bathroom smell nice and sparkling fresh, it's CitraStat.  It's non-aerosol and, like they say, a little goes a long way.  So try it today!

CitraStat Rx™, it really takes the shit stank away.


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Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:05 pm (UTC)
Be my best friend!
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
Come be my playmate,
Come out and play with me,
And bring your dollies three,
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow,
Into my cellar door,
And we'll be best of friends,
Forever more.
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:30 pm (UTC)
Wait, you mean friends with benefits?
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:40 pm (UTC)
Well I guess you'll never know, Stinky.
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
Ah, smooth move, Ex-Lax.

WAIT! I meant...
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
You should send this to the company who makes it. Maybe they'll use you in a commercial. "Real Testimonials from Real Shitters."
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC)
I could just see the commercial: Me sitting on thee pot, waving my hand through poo-fumes...

"Christ, it reeks in here! Hang on. ::psssshhhhh:: Wow! It smells GREAT in here now!"
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
Heh. "CitraStat Rx - turns poo-fumes into perfumes."
Jul. 22nd, 2004 01:52 pm (UTC)
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:12 pm (UTC)
I've gotta find some STAT. Todd is the stinkiest shitter I've ever known. Now the scent of Glade® reminds me of crap, I'm ready for a change.

I wonder if it will work on his feet too.....
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:28 pm (UTC)
All joking aside, this stuff works GREAT!
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:42 pm (UTC)
Do we have third-party confirmation on this?

...because the women at my work sure seem to think that spraying a fuckload of any nasty aerosol will take away the stink. I guess it only 'works' if you're the one who laid it.
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:48 pm (UTC)
No, see, I use it after my patients stink up my office or the bathroom too!
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
Jul. 22nd, 2004 02:50 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, GREAT icon!
Jul. 22nd, 2004 07:18 pm (UTC)
What's it do that a lit match won't? I mean, at least matches let you revive that little pyromaniac bastard thrill you had when you were ten.

Assuming, of course, you don't explode the bathroom.
Jul. 22nd, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)
Now that you mention it, I bet a match combined with this citrus spray would eliminate ALL odors from your bathroom. As well as the bathroom, and the house, and maybe the neighborhood.

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