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Man, does anyone know that half-ass little whistling thing old men do?  It's kind of a whistle, kind of just blowing air through the lips? They don't even whistle a songs just lalalalala.  GOD that annoys the crap out of me.

Also:  Note to those born before Kleenex - There is this new invention out, it's like a hanky, only it's made out of paper, is more absorbent and DISPOSABLE!  So, you don't have to carry your snotty rag around in your pocket and go touching things that I touch afer handling your soggy, mucus-soaked filth.  Oh yeah, it's called KLEENEX! Sick fuckers!

How many days 'til sober January is over?  20?  GAH!


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Jan. 13th, 2005 11:43 pm (UTC)
I am RIGHT THERE with you on that one. When they bring in old folks for trauma and we have to cut them out of their clothes, there's nothing like reaching out to clear those snotrags only to find a fresh blob waiting for you.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it makes me wanna rub my snotified hand all over their faces.
Jan. 13th, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
Don't these people realize they're carrying around snot?!
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Jan. 13th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
And then they wipe their nose with that?

That is going to make me puke on my keyboard.
Jan. 13th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
Jan. 14th, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
Rage's cover of Cypress Hill's song is on right now. How appropriate.

Here is something you can't understand...how I could just kill a man!
Jan. 14th, 2005 05:37 am (UTC)
I'm gonna ignore the grody parts of your post, because everyone else is grossing out on it, and I'll focus instead on the important part:

How many days 'til sober January is over? 20? GAH!

Ha-Ha! You'll never make it! Alcohol 0wnz0rz yer A$$! ;-)
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