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GLEN FLOYD  <ieeaiiowxlauauau@brain.net.pk> to vince  More options  3:03 pm (0 minutes ago)

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Apr. 25th, 2006 09:24 pm (UTC)
Can I get an amen?
Apr. 25th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
Little Johnny was playing out in front of his house in the snow. He was so excited about Christmas season, and he just couldn't wait for the big day. As he was performing a triple lutz in the snow (quite a feat, believe you me), he fell on his bahoonga. As he sat up, he found himself face to face with a wigglesnog. Now, everyone knows that wigglesnogs are merely figments of my chemistry teacher's imagination, but no-one asked you. Anyway, he started petting the wigglesnog, and eventually he adopted it as a pet. The wigglesnog, named Katie, was a better pet than any cat could be. Johnny had taught his wigglesnog to roll over, play dead, and to mock others incessantly.

It was Christmas Eve, and the preparations were being made for a big dinner. Little Johnny's mother was cooking up a storm in the kitchen, and the wonderful aromas could be smelled even next door. Little Johnny was looking for Katie, because he wanted some Diet Coke. He couldn't find her. He asked his mom where Katie was, and she told him. "I cooked him for Christmas dinner," she said. Johnny blinked a few times, said, "Serves the little bastard right," and ate Katie's head.
Apr. 25th, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
This is my favorite story of all time.
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
I was really bored in chem that day in high school. And that was exactly the kind of weird shit she would say to us. IIRC, I wrote this on the back of a test I finished early and handed it in.
Apr. 25th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
Have you been drinking at work again?
Apr. 26th, 2006 12:07 am (UTC)
It's the only way i can hack it man!
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