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AAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Oh man, I had a HORRIBLE dream last night. I was at the bar, trying to pick up women and I kept getting denied over and over again and women and men were laughing at me and mocking me. Justin and Paola were there and they felt bad for me so they took me to get something to eat and then dropped me off at home. I went inside all sad, headed to my bedroom, looked in the mirror and SCREAMED



I mean, I looked normal, not like a clown, except for my hair had all fallen out on the front and crown of my head. And the hair that was there was long and bushy and scaggy like Bozo's there. Oh man, I think I woke myself up in fright at that point, thank god.

Now, the truth is, I *am* losing hair. Not a ton, but my hair is not as thick as it once was. My dad is kind of bald around the front part of his head(male pattern baldness). So, I realize I will lose my hair as well, but the thing is, I won't have that crazy hair with a bald spot. I'll probably shave it real short or something like smart men do when they are losing their hair.

Anyway, that started my day with a scare, I guess that's appropriate for Halloween. Speaking of, I was going to try to dress up as The Crow, but I never got the costume together and I'm too fat anyway, so I think I'll just throw on my BDUs or maybe put a sheet over my head or something to give out candy tonight.

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democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
Pow pow, YOU'RE DEAD!
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zyzzyva23
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
Shaving your head while going bald is like telling your hair, "you can't quit, you're fired!"
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
Haha, I never thought of it that way. I LIKE it!
edwardina
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
This is like my nightmares where I'm losing my teeth. I realize I'm gritting my teeth really hard, and I can feel them getting loose, and so I stop, and then I realize I'm doing it again, and I can feel them starting to crack, so I stop, then I realize ... Oh, it's horrendous.

P.S. BDUs = scrubs? I have a friend who wore rubber gloves with his and smeared them with Vaseline before shaking people's hands, introducing himself as Dr. KY Jellyfingers the Gynocologist.
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
Oh god I have those teeth crumbling dreams TOO! Horrible!

BDUs are military fatigues(Battle Dress Uniform).
edwardina
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
Ah! I knew it sounded familiar, but I was a little lost as to context.

BDUs = hawt! How long have you been out of the military now, and you still have BDUs that fit? Wow.
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
Hmm, well, I haven't tried them on recently. I might need an elastic belt or something with them, lol.
welfy
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:13 pm (UTC)
No shame in shaving your head. My brother used to make fun of Soop behind his back, saying that when his hair gets too long he looks like a mad scientist. He just shaved it the last time he visited and I like it that way. :^)
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
Oh totally, that's what I'm saying. I am either going to shave my head or wear it cropped SUPER-close.
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ange420
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
Male patterned baldness is passed maternally, so it matters more what your maternal grandfather's hair was like than your father's. My dad went bald in college and so did his dad and his grandfather and my mom's dad was bald too so if I ever have a son, they are fucked. But bald is not bad, it's unkempt that is bad. If you go bald[ing], keep it short or shave it off. Wear it proud, don't try and hide it and for the love of God, do NOT comb over!
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
Oh cool, I didn't know that. My mom's dad still has pretty decent hair and so do all my uncles on that side. Woot!
seadiver
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
OMG, I just laughed for about five minutes! I hope we at least took you somewhere nice to eat and try to cheer you up.
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:23 pm (UTC)
Well I think we went through the drive through because that's what everyone wanted. ;) At least you didn't mock me!
seadiver
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
Drive-thru?
Eew, gross! I'm pretty sure I got outvoted on that one.
baldowl
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
Halloween is troubling enough, without your horror stories.
thesquirrelfish
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
For some reason I am now picturing you with the hair of the construction worker neighbor in Office Space instead.
democritus
Oct. 31st, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
What's wrong with my hair, bud?
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withbutterflies
Oct. 31st, 2006 10:31 pm (UTC)
Whoa! That's scary!
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