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I would just like to say, I hope everyone was filled with the spirit of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ today. He did die for our sins, after all, and I have sinned aplenty. And will continue to do so. And it makes me warm and joyous to think that all of the sinful things I do every day are erased by The Lord. Thank you Lord! You are truly the bomb. Though, you may have to jump up on that cross again considering all the bad shit I have done. Peace out, friends. And peace out, Lord.

lol, "Lord".

And when you come back to take us away in your heavenly spaceship, I will be the first one to say, "I BELIEVE IN THE LORD!"


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Dec. 26th, 2006 12:16 pm (UTC)
If you don't believe in something, it can't erase your sins.

Besides, why would any savior jump up on a cross for you?


Dec. 26th, 2006 01:28 pm (UTC)
Your sins are minor and lusty, sir. I'm sure they don't merit another round at the cross.
Dec. 26th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)
Is The Lord gonna hafta choke a bitch?
Dec. 26th, 2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
One of my favorite words really
I like pointing out praying football players as 'loving the lord." KURT WARNER LOVES THE LORD!

Dec. 26th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Re: One of my favorite words really
Bahaha that is a great picture!
Dec. 26th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
Re: One of my favorite words really
Freakin' hysterical.

Congrats, BTW! And what a beautiful name you picked out.
Dec. 26th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
You should say "MY Lord and Savior", not "our". He's not my Lord and savior.
Dec. 27th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
You know, every time you sin, it just makes the Savior's sacrifice on the cross that much more significant and meaningful.

...Which is gonna be my reasoning, from here on out, for why I'm sinning every chance I get! "I think crucifixion is very serious. Can't have the Lord's Death mean too little!"
Dec. 27th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)
God bless us every lj posting doper!
Dec. 28th, 2006 11:19 pm (UTC)
Jesus wrote me a blank check
One that I haven't cashed yet

mmmmm, cake.
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