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Well, the dentist wasn't SO bad, but still, it sucked and I hated it and my jaw feels like I was on a week-long cock sucking marathon. Ouch. Felt like he stuck the needle in the bone.

Fucking IRS. Let me tell you, I HATE god damn government agencies who can't keep out of my business. That goes for the CA child support dept(who garnishes my wages and tax returns even though I've never, ever had a late payment) and now for the god damn IRS. I've been dealing with these dipshits since August all because they decided to audit me and decided I couldn't claim my kids. Fucking ASK before you send me a letter that tells me I owe you $3500 you dumb cocksmokes! Part of my divorce decree was that I could claim all the kids for tax purposes. As the years have gone by my ex and I have traded off exemptions here and there for different things(I don't feel like paying for day care, you can claim son this year, etc...) Anyway, I get this letter and go back and forth and back and forth for months and still they're like, "You OWE us, bitch!" and I'm like, "Suck a fat cock, buttholes!" and on and on ad nauseum and ad infinitum. Finally I got some bitch on the phone today who, after me telling her how to do her job, got things straight and she's like, "OOOHHHHH!" and I'm like "JESUS! kthxbye!"

What else? Meh patients.


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Jan. 18th, 2007 06:47 pm (UTC)
so great.
Jan. 18th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
I was on a week-long cock sucking marathon, and my jaw feels fine.

Toughen up, pansy.
Jan. 18th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah but you got those gap teeth and sweet skillz, I'm just a noobie.
Jan. 18th, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Huh. Funny. Dr. Dre, who is in heavy rotation in my life right now, makes reference to this very thing.

Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots ta fit

I guess it does help. He is a doctor. Of dropping beats, that is.
Jan. 18th, 2007 09:55 pm (UTC)
Dre is the man. I listen to The Chronic all the time, ask Shan.
Jan. 18th, 2007 10:07 pm (UTC)
I'll ask her if she smokes The Chronic. She probably does, she's crazy like that.
Jan. 18th, 2007 08:47 pm (UTC)
they should pay you for your troubles. What tools!
Jan. 18th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
If you could do a cocksucking marathon I'd turn you out and make some money, bitch.
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