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Man, there's something that just burns me about old people winning the lottery. I mean, I'm not [overly] jealous or anything, it's just kind of weak. You're old, old person, and you're going to die soon anyway. It would be better if someone young won it(ME) so I...I mean they could travel all around the world, have 11 girlfriends, go to the international space station, lay on the beach drunk all day for the rest of my...I mean their life. I know you have to play to win, and that the oldies play their one ratty ticket with their "lucky numbers" each time (whenever I play, which is like 5 times a year, I just get a $5 quick pick, thus decreasing my already meager odds even more) so they're more likely to win but it's still annoying. Good job oldie, now you have 5 years to live the life of luxury(even though you can't enjoy it because you can't get it up, all your joints are shot and you're constantly sitting in a puddle of your own piss) and then your millions will go to some pathetic cat shelter or something.

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mr_funny_man
Mar. 8th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
Hey buddy, watch it. You're older than me you know...don't you go winning the lottery on me.

(I just had a $5 quick pick too...AND I got carded when I bought it)
diapholom
Mar. 8th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
stop whining
you can have as much income that you want
just think better
but your mind is in the gutter
democritus
Mar. 8th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
Thanks a lot, Buddha.
juniper200
Mar. 8th, 2007 12:41 am (UTC)
Oh thank god. I thought I was the only person who felt this way. At least the one MegaMillions winner who's come forward isn't that old. I'm okay with a guy my dad's age winning. It's the old fuckers who look like the Crypt Keeper who are the problem.
democritus
Mar. 8th, 2007 04:21 pm (UTC)
lol, Crypt Keeper. Yeah I don't mind that trucker guy winning. I figure if he can drive a truck around he can still enjoy it.
vengeant
Mar. 8th, 2007 01:01 am (UTC)
...and then your millions will go to some pathetic cat shelter or something.

Dude! Did you learn nothing from the Anna Nicole Smith fiasco? Their kids and lovely young wife will fight over those millions, until it's all gone to the lawyers, $200 at a time.


...So I guess the real people who win the lottery is the lawyers. Time for me to look into law school.
baldowl
Mar. 8th, 2007 01:28 am (UTC)
Agist!
anyamartinez
Mar. 8th, 2007 04:29 am (UTC)
Yeah, exactly, I thought about how much FUN and traveling i could do with cash like that. Don't know if i want 11 boyfriends- whatever makes you happy.
mountain_mama2
Mar. 8th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
I agree!!
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